The 4 Hogwarts Houses according to my father

• Slytherin

• Ravenclaw

• Hufflepuff

• Gargamel

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Slytherin: Murder me.

Hufflepuff: With puppies.

Slytherin: Or knives.

Hufflepuff: Or FUN.

Slytherin: Or AXES.

Hufflepuff: GLITTER.

Slytherin: BULLETS.

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Shit Slytherins Say: #190

Gryffindor: Wanna hang out tonight?

Slytherin: Sorry, not this evening.

Gryffindor: Busy?

Slytherin: No.

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